Editor's summary
Over an hour-long conversation, David and TooBits trace the line from the CIA's HTLingual mail-opening program (1952–1973) and the USPS's still-active MICT system — which has photographed the exterior of every piece of physical mail in the United States since 2001 — forward into how the same surveillance logic now applies to email.
The technical centerpiece is a hypothetical interception architecture they nickname Operation Glue Trap: a TLD operator quietly modifies the glue records that point resolvers at your authoritative nameservers, routes DNS queries through a middlebox of their choosing, and silently intercepts mail at the protocol level. DNSSEC nominally protects against this — but only if the signing keys can't be compelled by court order, and that's not the world we live in.
From there the conversation pivots to alternative DNS roots already in active use (.eth via Brave, Handshake, OpenNIC, Unstoppable Domains), and the case that AI agents are the missing layer that could make a surveillance-resistant, opt-in email system actually usable for non-technical people. The closing arc is structural: an agent-managed inbox where every channel is an explicit handshake between two agents, transactional addresses are issued and retired per session, and spam isn't filtered but structurally impossible.
Plus T-ray vs millimeter-wave scanning, the Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations, hidden MIME payloads that ride invisibly inside spam messages and end up resident on your hard drive, and why we call it spam in the first place — the answer involves Monty Python and Vikings.